Never Argue with a Woman One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, `Good morning, Ma`am. What are you doing?` `Reading a book,` she replies, (thinking, `Isn`t that obvious?`) `You`re in a Restricted Fishing Area,` he informs her `I`m sorry, officer, but I`m not fishing. I`m reading` `Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I`ll have to take you in and write you up.` `For reading a book,` she replies, `You`re in a Restricted Fishing Area,` he informs her again, `I`m sorry, officer, but I`m not fishing. I`m reading` `Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I`ll have to take you in and write you up.` `If you do that, I`ll have to charge you w...