Modern Indian Nursery Rhymes

Modern Indian Nursery Rhymes ..... Thanks to the internet!

Laloo Bhai bihari

Went up the pahari

To fetch a bail for court order

Laloo fell down

And lost his crown

But Rabri reigned thereafter.

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Laxman laxman

Yes pappa

Eating money

No pappa

Telling lies

No pappa

Open your drawer

Ha ha ha

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Samata party is falling down

Falling down

Falling down

Samata party is falling down

Falling down

Falling down

My fair jaitley (jaya)

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Wha Wha Black Sheep

Have you pulled the wool?

Yes sir, Yes sir,

Three bags full.

One for my father,

One for my dame,

And one for the CBI

Crying in the lane.

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Little Miss Bharti,

Did a Maha-arti,

So the BJP would always hold sway.

There came a big BSP With Mayavati its USP.

And frightened Miss Bharti away.

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Little Lal Advani

Sat with his TV vahini

Taking his party's rai

He stuck out his thumb,

Hoping to pull out the plum,

And said, 'Can I have a slice of Vaj-pie?'

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Batsman-bowler sat on the ball.

Batsman-bowler had a great fall,

All the bookies' cookies,

All the bribers' men,

Couldn't put Indian cricket together again.

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Bankers and ministers

Sold for a penny

All the swindlers are so many

The envy's green

And the CBI red's

Nail them all, and get

Their head, head, head.

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