Living Diagonally In My Parallel World!

आपटी मध्ये अक्षय हा गृहस्थ मस्त उन खात पसरला होता. वैशालीचा पाय पडता पडता वाचला. भोर नंतर काही अंतरावर हे मातीचे धरण आहे . ह्याचे नाव मात्र समजले नाही. वरंध घाटात माकडे मात्र खूप आहेत . ही आहे शिवथर घळ . वरील उजव्या कोपरयात धबधब्याच्या खूणा दिसत आहेत . आम्ही गेलो तेव्हा धबधबा कोरडा ठण ठणठणीत होता . Shivthar Ghal - I would describe "Ghal" as a horizontal crevice in the mountain. Shivthar Ghal is 20 mts long and 15 mts broad. This was the place where Samarth Ramdas wrote "Dasbodh". It is situated in Raigad district just below the Varandh ghat near the border of Pune and Raigad. It gets its name from the river Shivthar that plunges several hundred feet into the Konkan. At the base of this water fall and behind the curtain of water is Shivthar Ghal. One can enter the hall where Ramdas Swami sat, prayed and dictated Dasbodh to Kalyan Swami. Shivthar ghal can be divided in three parts. One of these has statues of Samarth Ramdas and Kalyan Swami. Shivthar Ghal is a very s...

A student once asked a sage, "What is love?" The sage replied, "In order to answer your question, go to the wheat field and choose the biggest wheat and come back. But the rule is: you can go through it only once and cannot turn back to pick." The student went to the field, going thru first row, he saw one big wheat, but he wondered .... may be there is a bigger one later. Then he saw another bigger one... but may be there is an even bigger one waiting for him. Later, when he finished more than half of the wheat field, he started to realise that the wheat is not as big as the previous one he saw, he knew he had missed the biggest one, and he regretted. So, he ended up went back to the sage with an empty hand. The sage told him, "... this is love ... you keep looking for a better one, but when later you realise, you have already missed the person...." "What is marriage then?" the student asked. The sage said, "In order to answer your question...

Modern Indian Nursery Rhymes ..... Thanks to the internet! Laloo Bhai bihari Went up the pahari To fetch a bail for court order Laloo fell down And lost his crown But Rabri reigned thereafter. ________________________________ Laxman laxman Yes pappa Eating money No pappa Telling lies No pappa Open your drawer Ha ha ha ________________________________ Samata party is falling down Falling down Falling down Samata party is falling down Falling down Falling down My fair jaitley (jaya) ________________________________ Wha Wha Black Sheep Have you pulled the wool? Yes sir, Yes sir, Three bags full. One for my father, One for my dame, And one for the CBI Crying in the lane. __________________________________ Little Miss Bharti, Did a Maha-arti, So the BJP would always hold sway. There came a big BSP With Mayavati its USP. And frightened Miss Bharti away. ________________________________ Little Lal Advani Sat with his TV vahini Taking his party's rai He stuck out his thumb, Hoping to pull ...

Dad to Son : When I beat you, how do you control your anger? Son: I start cleaning toilet Dad: How does that satisfy you? Son: I clean it with your toothbrush. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bikhari: 50 paise de de maine 3 din se khana nahin khaya hai Kanjoos: 10 rupaye dunga , pahele ye bata 50 paise mein khana kahan milta hai. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Santa Singh and Banta Singh are walking together Santa Singh: Yaar mar gaya , meri biwi aur premika dono saath aa rahi hain Banta Singh: Oye kamaal hai, main bhi yehi bol raha tha. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ A man was leaving a cafe with his morning coffee when he noticed a most Unusual funeral procession - a funeral coffin was followed by a second one about 50 feet behind the first. Behind the second coffin was a solitary man walking with...

This is an excellent piece of reading. Is it a Joke or plain Black Comedy or the future of my beloved country? OLD VERSION... The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks the ant's a fool and laughs & dances & plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or shelter so he dies out in the cold. MODERN VERSION... The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks the ant's a fool and laughs & dances & plays the summer away. Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while others are cold and starving. NDTV, BBC, CNN show up to provide pictures of the shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with...

I don't know how far this is true. I got it in my mail. Love him or hate him, he sure hits the nail on the head with this! To anyone with kids of any age, here's some advice. Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school. He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world. Rule 1: Life is not fair - get used to it! Rule 2 : The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself. Rule 3 : You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both. Rule 4 : If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss. Rule 5 : Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: they called i...

Which fruit will you pick if you were handed these: 1. Apple 2. Orange 3. Banana 4. Coconut 5. Pineapple 6. Papaya 7. Mango 8. Cherry 9. Black Grapes 10. Peach 11. Custard Apple 12. Pear What is your pick??? (Pick before you scroll down... do not CHEAT!!!) APPLE - If apple is your favorite fruit, it speaks of a person who hasenduring patience and willpower. You like to do things slowly, but very thoroughly and are completely undaunted by hard work. You tend tobe shy, but are reliable and trustworthy friend. You have an aesthetic bent of mind. You select your partner with care and you lovewith all your heart, and not in for just a fling. You avoid conflict at all costs. ORANGE - If orange is your favorite fruit, you are an extravagant, impulsive and outspoken person, often with a bit of a temper. While you may not be the best organizer yourself, you make a good team leader and are good at taking things forward. You can take quick action in most situations. You enjoy travel immensely. Yo...